I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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