handjob tips. give me some.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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