My pussy is not your playground.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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