Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
