question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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