ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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