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i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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