I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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