Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
