is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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