belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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