Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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