just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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