i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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