I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
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We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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