So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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