Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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