There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Drake has all the answers
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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