I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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