i just wanna soil my oats bro
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Randomize
