We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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