What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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