Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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