didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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