Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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