You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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