worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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