Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Randomize
