What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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