I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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