i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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