But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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