You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I just sucked dick on a ferry
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I'm really busy with my period
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