dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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