Sry I called you an 8
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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