doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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