so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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