I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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