is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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