Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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