why didn't you poke me back
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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