you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Randomize
