Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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