STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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