Pappa wants mamma naked
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
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