I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
It's never too late to be topless.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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