Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
