State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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