so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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