well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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