Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
birth control should be required to get into college
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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